The official trailer for Paris Hilton's brand new reality show "My New BFF" has landed today.

Yes, take a breath, tell your friends, family and those closest to you. Empires are about to crumble.

What can we say, we're a sucker for reality television (The Hills not included -- there's more reality in CSI).

Paris' new show (follow up to her hilarious, entertaining "The Simple Life") will see a group of girls/boys take on different tasks, battling it out for the BFF crown. Described best by Paris:

"When I was little, I loved to play with dolls, and be in control of what they did. In my new show - I get to do it for real. Like my very own dollhouse. Sixteen girls and two boys will compete for the chance to be my new bff. And you better believe, I'm in control of this game. I make up all the rules -- and these kids are not gonna know what hit them."

Check out the trailer below:

The show looks pretty funny.

We find Paris' humor and overall comedy hilarious. The interrogation room was genius. "Would you die for Paris?" ..... "I don't even know her yet."

Call yourself a friend. If you're not gonna sacrifice yourself for the legendary P Nasty -- don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. Yeah, you heard that right! Tut tut.

Paris Hilton: My New BFF debuts on MTV early October!